Season One · San Diego
The Breakfast Burrito
Power Rankings
Judged on tortilla integrity, potato-to-egg diplomacy, salsa clearance, and the all-important First Bite Face.
The Leaderboard
Rated on the official bottle scale — 1 = skip it, 5 = life-changing. No half bottles. No mercy.
1
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Contender under review. There may have been a second lap through the salsa bar.
Episode coming
2
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Currently digesting. The foil peel showed promise.
Episode coming
3
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Field research scheduled. The griddle sounded serious from the parking lot.
Episode coming
4
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Contender under review. There may have been a second lap through the salsa bar.
Episode coming
5
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Currently digesting. The foil peel showed promise.
Episode coming
Episodes drop as we eat them. Pace depends on digestion.