Season One · San Diego

The Breakfast Burrito
Power Rankings

Judged on tortilla integrity, potato-to-egg diplomacy, salsa clearance, and the all-important First Bite Face.

The Leaderboard

Rated on the official bottle scale — 1 = skip it, 5 = life-changing. No half bottles. No mercy.

1

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Contender under review. There may have been a second lap through the salsa bar.

Episode coming
2

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Currently digesting. The foil peel showed promise.

Episode coming
3

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Field research scheduled. The griddle sounded serious from the parking lot.

Episode coming
4

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Contender under review. There may have been a second lap through the salsa bar.

Episode coming
5

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Currently digesting. The foil peel showed promise.

Episode coming

Episodes drop as we eat them. Pace depends on digestion.